You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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