after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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