So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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