Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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