While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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