David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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