i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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