have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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