Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he shaved USA in his pubs
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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