sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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