I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
either way he was missing a nipple.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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