Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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