I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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