So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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