Porn is love you can see.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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