we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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