I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
