woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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