The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
His nipple licking is glorious
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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