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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
