Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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