i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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