I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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