I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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