3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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