Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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