I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
