The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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