My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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