What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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