I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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