But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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