its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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