I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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