And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
tell me about the eggs
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