The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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