If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
