Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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