About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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