Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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