the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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