i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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