why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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