I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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