how can u be prego again
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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