remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
now i know why i became what i already was.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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