we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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