Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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