Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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