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(703): View more from Virginia

So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.

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(850): View more from Florida

I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.

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(805): View more from California

you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible

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(941): View more from Florida

Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It was pathetic and I was covered in butter

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made

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(214): View more from Texas

Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?

(1-214): View more from Texas

Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met

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