I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Randomize