Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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