let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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