I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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