no. you can't hotbox the world.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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